the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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