thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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