Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
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If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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