New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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