I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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