p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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