yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Drunk is not a location!
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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