does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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