whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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