so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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