"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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