I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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