you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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