id be glad to
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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