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I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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