do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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