he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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