Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
