Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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