i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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