Apparently you make a good broom.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Semen is not good for contacts.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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