brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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