remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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