Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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