She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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