I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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