dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
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