Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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