just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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