Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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