why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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