It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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