Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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