We're like a lot better than the average bears
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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