too bad you live with your parents still
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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