Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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