I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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