I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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