They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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