doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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