Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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