We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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