That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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