Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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