so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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