you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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