I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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