so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I wish i was in the wii world.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Randomize