Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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