fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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