We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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