your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
barbara walters just said penis...
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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