Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
oh god the rape fog is back!
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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