I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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