: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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