The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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