wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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