He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Shame is for Republicans.
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