At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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